Top Ten Excuses Not to Vote for Obama

Why people really won't vote for Obama in the primaries?

10.  His name means "peace" so he shouldn’t be commander in chief

9.  He’s not married to a former president

8.  I’ve heard he’s half black

7.  It’s more fun having a president we can hate

6.  I’m feeling nostalgic for those Whitewater days.

5.  He uses these strange words like "hope" and "coming together" and I have no concept of what those things are after 28 years of Regan-Bush-Clinton-Bush rule

4.  I had just gotten used to the culture of corruption in Washington

3.  I want to continue to be hated by every other country on the planet.

2.  I’m afraid of change

1.  Hell hath no fury as a Hillary scorned